God: So. I've grown weary of Jesus in his hack part of 'saviour of man.' I've decided his role will now be played by his understudy, Satan.
Satan: Score! For my first act as saviour, I will teach one 'Alison Murphy' the laws of physics, concerning heat (as found in a car on a hot july day), and pressurized cans (such as canned Coca-Cola).
God: And how do you plan to do that? That girl is a bit dense. When Jesus dropped a bible on her head, nothing came of it for instance.
Satan: Bah! I plan to teach by example! Watch, as I poof this Coke into her car, and watch as nature does its work!
God: Oooooh, nice work. Way better than Jesus. Oh, look, she's already figured it out. But... she's cursing some guy named Coach Troutman. Huh.
Satan: Doesn't he teach physics at Central High? Why would she curse him... well, he's more concerned with baseball anyway.
...
so yes. this is what happened to me today.
i drew things! things for Ashly Eaton, concerning Sirius Black. cause she told me to.
and this is for me.
Willy Wonka is SO fun to draw.
Feelings?: |
 covered with soda gunk |
Atmsosphere?: |
Family Guy |
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